Old I know, but still funny!
-------------------------------------
I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me.

By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally
found inner peace........the article read: "The way to achieve inner
peace is to finish all the things you've started."

So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and
hadn't finished....and before coming to work this morning I have
finished off a bottle of Bacardi, a bottle of red wine, a bottle of Jim
Beam, my Prozac, some valium, a small box of chocolates and 2 litres of
Fosters Lager, a 1/2 can of cider, a large reefer and some cheese. You
have no idea how f*cking good I feel.... You may pass this on to those
you feel are in need of Inner Peace...