how very odd

Yeah, I quite like this:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spike

Use to be my nic when I was younger. Particularly like the first def:
The assumed identity of the sexiest man alive when he travels the internet
but not too hot on one of the others:
total looser. takes pleasure in killing insects and ejaculation 24 hours a day
However that one may be somewhat more accurate...

james
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a skater who likes to slip and fall on fat guys dicks.

that kid is giving head and his name is james.