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Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft.
In order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to
fill out the warranty registration card below. Answering the survey
questions is not required, but the information will help us to develop new
products that best meet your needs and desires.

1. [_]Mr.[_]Mrs. [_]Ms. [_]Miss [_]Lt. [_]Gen. [_]Comrade [_]Classified
[_]Other

First Name:.......................................... Initial:........
Last Name...............................................
Password: .............................. (max. 8 char)
Code Name:..............................................
Latitude-Longitude-Altitude: ........... ...........

2. Which model aircraft did you purchase?

[_]F-14 Tomcat, [_]F-15 Eagle, [_]F-16 Falcon, [_]F-117A Stealth,
[_]Classified

3. Date of purchase(Year/Month/Day): ..../......./......

4. Serial Number:.......................................

5. Please indicate where this product was purchased:

[_] Received as gift / aid package [_] Catalogue / showroom
[_] Independent arms broker [_] Mail order
[_] Discount store [_] Government surplus
[_] Classified

6. Please ndicate how you became aware of the McDonnell Douglas product
you have just purchased:

[_] Heard loud noise, looked up
[_] Store display
[_] Espionage
[_] Recommended by friend / relative / ally
[_] Political lobbying by manufacturer
[_] Was attacked by one

7. Please indicate the three (3) factors that most influenced your
decision to purchase this McDonnell Douglas product:

[_] Style / appearance [_] Speed / maneuverability
[_] Price / value [_] Comfort / convenience
[_] Kickback / bribe [_] Recommended by salesperson
[_] McDonnell Douglas reputation [_] Advanced Weapons Systems
[_] Backroom politics [_] Negative experience opposing one in combat

8. Please indicate the location(s) where this product will be used:

[_] North America [_] Iraq [_] Iran [_] Aircraft carrier [_] Iraq
[_] Europe [_] Iraq [_] Middle East (not Iraq) [_] Iraq
[_] Africa [_] Iraq [_] Asia / Far East [_] Iraq
[_] Misc. Third World countries [_] Iraq [_] Classified [_] Iraq

9. Please indicate the products that you currently own or intend to
purchase in the near future:

[_] Colour TV [_] VCR
[_] ICBM [_] Killer Satellite
[_] CD Player [_] Air-to-Air Missiles
[_] Space Shuttle [_] Home Computer
[_] Nuclear Weapon

10. How would you describe yourself or your organization?
(Indicate all that apply:)

[_] Communist / Socialist [_] Terrorist [_] Crazed [_] Neutral
[_] Democratic [_] Dictatorship [_] Corrupt
[_] Primitive / Tribal

11. How did you pay for your McDonnell Douglas product?

[_] Deficit spending [_] Cash
[_] Suitcases of cocaine [_] Oil revenues
[_] Personal cheque [_] Credit card
[_] Ransom money [_] Traveler's cheque

12. Your occupation:

[_] Homemaker [_] Sales / marketing
[_] Revolutionary [_] Clerical
[_] Mercenary [_] Tyrant
[_] Middle management [_] Eccentric billionaire
[_] Defense Minister / General [_] Retired
[_] Student

13. To help us better understand our customers, please indicate the
interests and activities in which you and your spouse enjoy participating
on a regular basis:

[_] Golf [_] Boating / sailing
[_] Sabotage [_] Running / jogging
[_] Propaganda / misinformation [_] De-stabilization / overthrow
[_] Default on loans [_] Gardening
[_] Crafts [_] Black market / smuggling
[_] Collectibles / collections [_] Watching sports on TV
[_] Wines [_] Interrogation / torture
[_] Household pets [_] Crushing rebellions
[_] Espionage / reconnaissance [_] Fashion clothing
[_] Border disputes [_] Mutually Assured Destruction

Thank you for taking the time to fill out this questionnaire. Your
answers
will be used in market studies that will help McDonnell Douglas serve you
better in the future - as well as allowing you to receive mailings and
special offers from other companies, governments, extremist groups, and
mysterious consortia.
As a bonus for responding to this survey, you will be registered to win a
brand new F-117A in our Desert Thunder Sweepstakes!

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Comments or suggestions about our fighter planes?
Please write to:
McDONNELL DOUGLAS CORPORATION Marketing Department
Military, Aerospace Division