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...I wans't sure whether I was supporting the goodies or the baddies... until i heard maldini's adorable little baby voice. aaaaw.

Ladies, read carefully to the end. This info is going to be very useful this summer...
You are in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till.
Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you simply must have.
The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire.
Both of you have forgotten your purses.
It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.
The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.
Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma.
She prepares to throw her purse to you.
If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes.
At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, 'whilst it is in flight' you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes.

Always remembering that until the purse had 'actually been thrown' it would be plain wrong to be forward of the other shopper.

Congratulations - You have just learned the offside rule!

Enjoy the World Cup