http://www.electoral-vote.com/

An old man goes in for his yearly physical with his wife tagging along.

When the doctor enters the examination room he says,

"I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."

The old man, being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks,

"What did he say?"

The wife yells back to him, "GIVE THE DOCTOR YOUR UNDERWEAR".

http://www.who-is-larry.com/uk/index.htm

This takes me back to my old 286 days, hoping my parents didn't catch me while I was helping Larry in his quest...