http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php

This is mine:

Prowling along the steppes, carrying a thorned whip, cometh Bmacd! And he gives a vengeful howl:

"I'm going to punch you until your anus and mouth reverse their functions!!!"

http://www.designforchunks.com/

"puking in dull bags can no longer be accepted, imagine your delight when you discover the receptacle you are about to puke into is of the highest pedigree. . . how much happier you would be handing over the steaming bag to the hostess. . ."

I love American Politics

Film star Arnold Schwarzenegger has won the race for governor of California - ousting the Democratic incumbent Gray Davis in the state's unprecedented recall election.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/3173276.stm

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