blank is looking for free space.

criterias-

٥ handles big files +5mb :-D
٥ no ads/banners or other similar BS !!!!
٥ UNlimited traffic
٥ at least 100mb (pref: 1 tb)
٥ good speedy connection (pref: 1000mbit)
٥ stable server (pref: dedicated)
٥ server location (pref: zürich/geneva)
٥ cheap! (pref: free)
٥ supporting PHP4 / MySQL etc (no i don't care about frontpage extensions.. frontpage sucks!)
٥ ASAP! =)
٥ nice domain like.. www.blankers.org or something else cheap..

and we will promise you a more fun, interactive and media covered blank experience, with movies, animations, boards wrapped up in silk and soaked in lemon.. (??)

please post recomendations / suggestions..

luv

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coming attractions:

ladies first:

ruthy's pick up guide

(step by step guide: how to pick up foreign men in zurich.. what to feed them and where to find them.. this one's for the ladies. )

james mac club

(workshop: how to split your mac mouse button into 2 parts to facilitate multi-tasking)

mikes drunk stunts

(instructions with pictures: how to facilitate bone breaking using just a skateboard and a traintrack)

chris, trippin' on the train

(show: how not to get bored on those sunday train rides back to gva, with genuine & live photography...out to get the ultimate kick)

johans clubbin tips

(article: where to be and not to be in the zurich clubbing jungle. johan keeps us up to date where the wildest zh-clublife is in effect! places you go to and STAY!)

gustaf's virus corner

(online demonstration over webcam: how to ditch day's off from work, i.e how to screw up your holidays and spend them coughing slime into your bathroom sink, detailed instructions on how to royaly mess up your immune system included!)

more will follow...

http://www.wam.umd.edu/~rui/BitterFilm.html

http://www.penguinwarehouse.com here you can!!!!!!

Check out the Q&A

Q: Can I train my penguin?
A: Of course! Train them well and teach them all the good tricks and amazing mind powers. Someday one of those smart penguins (maybe yours) will become a Jedi penguin, an elite status of wealth, power and strength in the penguin empire

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pets or food?
http://www.allegromedia.com/sugi/penguin/

penguin cam
http://www.mbayaq.org/efc/efc_fo/fo_peng_cam.asp

too bad it was a joke to begin with!
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