Some others:

“We figure that after the war, you won’t be able to find a piece of Saddam any bigger than this.”

"We missed Osama by that much"

"Wessssst Siiiiiide!!!!"

"We have this much certainty that Iraq is sponsoring Al Queda."

"Rumsfeld exposes to a shocked media that he is in fact a cyborg. He proved it by showing his robotic claw hand."