nah..

since i live what? 3 minutes away from work these days I rather use the good hour I have for lunch, and vege at home.

I am doing this right now..

What I wasn't ready for was that my neighbour (single [i presume] mom in her mid-20's) walked right into my appartment; holding her baby under one arm.

She started laughing and excused herself for taking the wrong door.

Then came the funny part..

.. she asked me whether her baby was disturbing me at all ??!! WHAT?????
I lived here for what? 6-7 months.. never seen or heard a baby.. EVER!!!

She claims that I have never disturbed her either so I guess it's all good then!! Wonderful thing with these old houses are the old fat cement (or whatever) walls....

whatever.. i guess

enj0i y0ur m0nday

l0ve

br0aky

Thanks to everyone (inlcuding the close to 100 members) who have made it possible... !!

Keep hitting on us.. we seriously don't mind =)!

gus

Please find the Swedish Chef in 20 minuten paper today on page 22!!!! Scans are very welcome!

This week's guest:
The Swedish Chef

Dear Chef,

About 3 weeks ago, my boyfriend of 6 months suggested that we should think about "experimenting" with dating other people. I think he's trying to say he wants to sleep with other people, but if he can't, he still wants me as a booty call. Should I call him on it?

Confused in Columbus

My Deer CIC,

Voo. Vhet a cherk! Let me-a tell yuoo sumetheeng, huney. Bork bork bork! Iff sumeune-a treeed thet veet me-a, I'd doomp heem leeke-a a bed hebeet. Um de hur de hur de hur. Yuoo're-a nubudy's buuty cell. Tell heem tu heet zee rued. Bork bork bork! Yuoo cun du su mooch better thun thet.

The Swedish Chef

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Dear Chef,

I'm a public figure who wishes to retain my anonymousity, but I need your advice! About a week ago, I accidentally choked on a pretzel. Now everybody is making fun of me, and it hurts. How can I make this pain go away?

Sincerely,
George W... I mean, George B. Bush

Deer Geurge,

Furst ooff ell, choo yuoor fuud, yuoo beeg fuul. Pretzels, elthuoogh yuummy, ere-a deenjeroos. Um gesh dee bork, bork! My guud freeend Mema Cess vuoold tell yuoo tu steey ewey fruum hem sundveeches es vell. Dun't vurry ebuoot peuple-a mekeeng foon ooff yuu. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Iferyune-a veell furget suun. Bork bork bork! Beseedes, it's nut leeke-a yuoo're-a zee preseedent oor unytheeng.

The Swedish Chef