"you know the world's gone mad when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the USA of arrogance and the Germans don't want to go to war"

Electronic bugging devices have been found at offices used by French and German delegations at a European Union building in Brussels, officials have confirmed.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/2864063.stm

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