http://www.btinternet.com/~joanna.mg/messy.html

well actually that link is ok, just don't go to the galleries, I think I'm traumatised now...

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! plenty of s(now) for the cold season

http://www.marryyourpet.com/

So you've found your partner for life, the only thing is - he's an animal. Not just that he leaves hair in the bath and has abominable table manners, but that he really is an animal, e.g. with feathers, scales or whatnot.

No matter. What's important is that you're happy, not their facial hair or how many legs he's got. So go on, if you really love him and you're in this for life, isn't it time you married your pet?