http://www.lovinmood.com/headcandy.htm

Head is the act of either cunnilingus, or fellatio. Dictionaries define revolutionary as "radically new or innovative; constituting or bringing about a major change." Headcandy is and does exactly that.

http://www.ifoce.com/

The International Federation of Competitive Eating , Inc. supervises and regulates eating contests in their various forms throughout the world. The IFOCE helps to ensure that the sport remains safe, while also seeking to achieve objectives consistent with the public interest -- namely, creating an environment in which fans may enjoy the display of competitive eating skill.

http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.html

When you woke up this morning you knew that something was missing in your life. It wasn't the new car, the new job, the boyfriend or the girlfriend. But now you know: It's the Baby Jesus Butt Plug.