I gotta get me a pair of these:

http://www.thunderwear.com/holsters.html

Now all I need is a gun to carry around in it...

http://www.animalinyou.com/survey.asp

Find out what your spirit animal is by taking this short survey...

Also:

Many, many NSFW Quizzes here:
http://www.quizdiva.com/

Such as: Which lesbian sex toy are you? Or which Paris Hilton are you?

Yes, it does exactly as it says on the tin!

http://www.virtualstapler.com/default.asp

I am posting this for a couple of reasons:
1. I can't believe that someone made a site for this.
2. I can't believe someone registered a domain name for this.
3. I can't believe anyone would by merchandise from this.
4. I can't believe anyone would actually visit this site.
5. WTF?!?