What pisses me off is the media attention.

Nobody seems to have noticed that Bush fired Gen. Peter Pace. Its like the perfect cover for the Bush administration.

When they pardon Scooter Libby they might as well pardon Paris at the same time and get all the news to focus on her instead of scooter because you know they will.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/5364058.stm

Now even though he didn't die, I think he should get some kind of a Darwin award... This must have been pure joy to write...

A drunken Chinese tourist says he bit a panda who attacked him after he jumped into a zoo enclosure to "hug" the bear.

Zhang Xinyan, 35, had drunk four draught beers before deciding to enter the Beijing Zoo pen belonging to six-year-old male panda Gu Gu.

"No one ever said they would bite people. I just wanted to touch it."

This is quite old but still great. The show was canceled a few weeks later after being on CNN for years. :)