http://www.segwaychat.com/forum/stolen-segway.asp

Live video of an NYPD sting operation to retrieve a stolen Segway. These Segway owners are militant!

Not to mention, commical article about "hit-and-run Segway attack":

http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/28/34217.html

Hey guys, gals check out my new site: http://www.n4p.com/ It's not quite finished yet but already has over 4000 verified torrents.

-Stefan

No one knows when the Internet will fail. It could happen at any time, leaving you bereft of your e-mail, your sports scores, and your Blogs. Therefore, it's important that you and your family have a contingency plan for just such an emergency. If your connection to Cyberspace were to ever get severed, you should at least be prepared. We have included a few key points that should assist you if that were to happen.
http://www.thetoque.net/031118/internetdown.htm

Not that great but never the less fairly amusing