http://www.autotroll.com/

the AUTOTROLL web-design principles:

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Size - "Bigger is Always Better"; when in doubt, add animations, flash graphics, backgrounds, javascripts, plug-ins. If still in doubt, add ninjas!
Under Construction - showcase exciting, international "Under Construction" signs!
Coming Soon - highlight exciting features that will be "Coming Soon"!
Kreativity - use Kreative spelling and design to fool search engines!

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Place these principles firmly in your mind and, soon enough, your website will literally "suck" potential customers and clients in like never before!

AUTOTROLL - the leader in creating websites that "SUCK"!

http://www.intellibuddy.com

Intellim Research Inc. is a US-based technology and research company dedicated to maximizing the Internet’s interactive potential with vision to improve the way people communicate online. Intellim provides a clutter-free, easy to use instant messaging platform.

http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/mystery_monday_040503.html

A minor rumor has hatched on the Internet that a large and deadly asteroid will strike Earth this fall. Bulletin board discussions cite a 63 percent chance of impact, while concerned readers have e-mailed SPACE.com wondering if it is true.

Astronomers know of no such impending doom.

The rumors are likely rooted in a real event, however. On Sept. 29, 2004 an asteroid the size of a small city will make the closest known pass of such a very large space rock anytime this century.