buy this for your PC:
http://www.hauppauge.com/html/dvb_s.htm

oh yeah a satelite dish will help...

get everything else from here:
http://www.happysat.de/index2.html

ftp://65.27.132.208/

This is the setup for the typical blank user:

Most accessed: 
    Browser       MSIE 6 
    Operating System    Windows XP 
    Screen Resolution    1024x768 
    Screen Color       32 Bit (16.7M) 
    Searchengine       Google 
    Keyword       warez  
    Domain/Country       - / Unknown 
    Continent       Unknown 

I even saw a record of someone using MSIE 5.0 with a Machintosh! Hmm wonder who; JAMES!