http://www.wankholidaymonday.co.uk/

Armresty International announce a day of autoerotic arrest in respect for the blind.

http://www.no-contact.com/index.html

The No-Contact Jacket is a wearable defensive jacket created to aid women in their
struggle for protection from violence. When activated by the wearer, 80,000 volts of low
amperage electric current pulses just below the surface shell of the entire jacket.

Wicked, I want one just for the fun of it...

I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me. By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace........

It read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."

So I looked around to see all the things I started and hadn't finished.

So, today I have finished off a bottle of vodka, a bottle of red wine, a bottle of Jack Daniel's, my Prozac, a small box of chocolates and 2 litres of Stella Artois.............. You have no idea how good I feel.....

You may pass this on to those you feel are in need of Inner Peace...