Best jokes at this year's Edinburgh Fringe Festival (allegedly).

I went to the airport to check in and they asked what I did because I looked like a terrorist.

I said I was a comedian.

They said, "Say something funny then."

I told them I had just graduated from flying school.
Ahmed Ahmed at C34

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