Remember that classic "give anal sex a chance" spoof infomercial?

Well here's the whole site dedicated to it:
http://www.technicalvirgin.com/

Of course, the safest way for teens to avoid unwanted pregnancy while satisfying their carnal needs is to limit themselves to homoerotic encounters until they are ready for procreation. But many boys and girls are uncomfortable with the idea of same-sex encounters. Anal sex, however, can be fun for both sexes, and thanks to modern improvements in strap-on sex tools, girls can enjoy being in control of their own anal encounters.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/mrbergis.html

Listen to some of these MP3s, they hillarious. Mr. Bergis has 'agitation problems'...