In order to assist other motorists in identifying potentially dangerous drivers, its now compulsory for anyone with a lower than average IQ to display a warning flag.

The flag (comprising of a red cross on a white background) will be attached to the top of at least one door of their vehicle.

For drivers of exceptionally low ability, multiple flags are required.

Really bad drivers also have the option of displaying either,

a single green and white flag with a dragon on it, or

a single flag comprising a white diagonal cross on blue background

but they usually don't get through the qualification stages in order to drive in the first place.............

Scotland and Ireland have been placed on a major flood alert........

All areas of Scotland and Ireland were last night placed on high alert as a major flood is expected this week.

This is thought to have been caused by all of Scotland and Ireland
pissing themselves laughing at the England result.

http://www.lnreview.co.uk/links/001770.php

They've managed to get exclusive pictures (not the ones that were shown in the Mirror and were apparently not taken in Iraq anyway) of evil British soldiers torturing poor defenseless Iraqi inmates.

WARNING: You may find some of these images disturbing...