http://www.penguinwarehouse.com here you can!!!!!!

Check out the Q&A

Q: Can I train my penguin?
A: Of course! Train them well and teach them all the good tricks and amazing mind powers. Someday one of those smart penguins (maybe yours) will become a Jedi penguin, an elite status of wealth, power and strength in the penguin empire

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pets or food?
http://www.allegromedia.com/sugi/penguin/

penguin cam
http://www.mbayaq.org/efc/efc_fo/fo_peng_cam.asp

too bad it was a joke to begin with!
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http://www.iwar.org.uk/psyops/resources/iraq/index.htm#a

An official collection of the leaflets Coalition forces are dropping on Iraq. Some of the stuff is crazy...

http://xroads.virginia.edu/~UG02/yeung/actioncomics/cover.html

Very nice. Scanned in, June 1938! Check out the $1 prize for the colouring in competition on the inside cover!