This is a selection of the more touching entries left in the Qubez Queen Mother: Book of Condolences

http://www.qubez.co.uk/condolences.htm

"She was a trooper and she never gave up. I remember one time she was visiting a school and I asked her if she would like to make a visit to the cloakroom before she left. 'No' she replied, 'I didn't give in to the Nazis and I won't give in to the bladder'. That's how she was, a fighter, who refused to be beaten by anything. She pissed herself later though, it was sickening".

London - A German man caught masturbating on a tram was ordered -over a loudspeaker - to stop what he's doing.

The man was first spotted by a 19-year-old woman sat a few rows behind him on the tram in Ratingen, near Dusseldorf.

She told the driver who announced over the loudspeaker: "Please stop masturbating."

The man did so without saying anything before getting off the tram at the next stop.

The woman, who said she had been sexually harassed because of the incident, reported the man to the police who are now looking for witnesses. - Ananova.com

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aha that's right