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Is the war over?
bmacd
17:02h
An elderly Italian man asked the local priest to hear his confession: "Father, during WW2 a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to The priest replied, "That was a wonderful thing you did and you have no need to confess." "It's worse, Father. I was weak and told her she must repay me with her sexual favors." "You were both in great danger and would have suffered terribly if the Germans had found her. God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil and judge you kindly. You are forgiven." "Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. I have one more question." "And what is that?" asked the priest. The old man replied, "Should I tell her the war is over?" ... Link (0 comments) ... Comment
New Nokia phone
snoogans00
14:27h
http://calns05.europe.nokia.com/nmp/pm/nokiagmweb.nsf/hl/JMES-5L7J6M ... Link (0 comments) ... Comment
How to keep an idiot in suspense...
bmacd
11:22h
http://www.angelfire.com/crazy/abban/move.htm ... Link (4 comments) ... Comment |
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