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The French Government announced today that it is strictly enforcing a ban
on the future use of fireworks at Disneyland, Paris. The decision comes one
day after a nightly fireworks display at the park, located 30 kilometers
outside the City Of Lights, caused soldiers at the nearby French Army garrison to
surrender to a passing team of Czechoslovakian bike riders.

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