Bud approached a very beautiful woman in the North Fort Myers Walmart and
said, "I've lost my wife here in the Wal-Mart Super Center. Can you talk to
me for a couple of minutes?" The woman looked puzzled.. "Why talk to me?" she
asked. "Because every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, my wife
appears out of nowhere"

MELBOURNE, Australia (Reuters) - Australian stock market investors plunged enthusiastically into the world's oldest profession Thursday when the country's largest brothel, the Daily Planet, began selling shares.
http://money.cnn.com/2003/05/01/news/funny/brothel.reut/index.htm

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