The Arab world is reacting to the death of Uday and Qusay. Saddam Hussein said, 'It's an outrage.' Bin Laden said, 'It's a disgrace.' And the Iraqi Information Minister said, 'Hey, I had lunch with them an hour ago. They never looked healthier.'

Donald Rumsfeld died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter
at the Pearly Gates,he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Rumsfeld, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said Rumsfeld. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have
moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Bush's clock?" asked Rumsfeld.
"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

Bush initiates study of global warming with a focus on learning about NATURAL causes of climate change. These are the steps in the 10 year plan & $130m research budget:

1) study the "natural variability" in climate change
2) find better ways of measuring climate effects from burning fossil fuels, industrial production of warming gases and changes in land use
3) reduce uncertainty in climate forecasting; to better understand how changes in climate affect human, wildlife and plant communities
4) and to find more exact ways of calculating the risks of global warming

Nice! They are now starting to study better ways of measuring climate change with a focus on the earths "normal" changes. In 10 years they may start implement the "better ways of measuring climate effects from burning fossil fuels" and in approx. 30-50 years they may start to draw up a paper which will outline how to interpret these findings. In about 70-100 years this research may be ended however fossil fuels will have run and the conclusions thus not applicable.

Go Bush! Save the world!