WELCOMING RED CHINA'S 40-YEAR-LATE ENTRY TO THE SPACE AGE, PRESIDENT BUSH ISSUES STERN DEMAND THAT ORIENTALS NEVER TRESPASS ON AMERICA'S MOON

Probably a load of shite but....

After taking a hands-off approach to Arnold Schwarzenegger's campaign, President Bush rushed Wednesday toward embracing him, setting the stage for an alliance that could reap a rich electoral windfall for Republicans next year.

George W. Bush's grandfather helped finance the Nazi Party. Karl Rove's grandfather allegedly helped run the Nazi Party, and helped build the Birkenau Death Camp. Arnold Schwarzenegger's Austrian father volunteered for the infamous Nazi SA and became a ranking officer.

It is so recomforting to now that they have finally found eachother......