You take your car to town, get shit faced, call Nez Rouge, they come and Drive you and your car home .
http://www.nezrouge.ch/indexd.html

Not too sure if I want a stranger drive my car but...

...You go out with your boyfriend, decide you want to go home, call PENEZ ROUGE, they come and watch your boyfriend to make sure he doesn't hurt himself or catch any nasty diseases and then get him home when he can't stand anymore...

I guess the comment about a stranger riding my boyfriend applies too...