I am NEVER going to another moustache party as long as I live. too many memories of stupid things I said to people, too many regurgitating feelings and my top lip still itches from that glue dissolver stuff, ugh.

Chesty would at this point like to ask blankers in assisting her in not succumbing to the drunken desire to make herself into even more of a blithering idiot than she normally is. Any monetary contrbutions will be put towards a paintball mask so that the imbibing of annoying-making substances is restricted.