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Name: Frost Cat
Secret Identity: Ben MacDermott
Special Power: Nuclear Stick
Transportation: Nuclear Bicycle
Weapon: Neutron Lasso
Costume: Hardened Coveralls
Sidekick: Hermione
Nemesis: Tim the Assassin
Tragic Flaw: Clumsiness
Favorite Food: Lasagna

Name: Super Snake
Special Power: Invisible Hands
Transportation: Electric Jet
Weapon: Neutron Flare
Costume: 100 Percent Cotton Panties
Sidekick: Pollonius
Nemesis: Eric the Evil
Tragic Flaw: Big nose
Favorite Food: Tacos