http://www.autotroll.com/

the AUTOTROLL web-design principles:

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Size - "Bigger is Always Better"; when in doubt, add animations, flash graphics, backgrounds, javascripts, plug-ins. If still in doubt, add ninjas!
Under Construction - showcase exciting, international "Under Construction" signs!
Coming Soon - highlight exciting features that will be "Coming Soon"!
Kreativity - use Kreative spelling and design to fool search engines!

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Place these principles firmly in your mind and, soon enough, your website will literally "suck" potential customers and clients in like never before!

AUTOTROLL - the leader in creating websites that "SUCK"!