.... including great stuff like

Duck Decoy
Duck Shield
Dumb Bo
Earless Eyewear
Ear Tubes
Extreme Comb Over

Or other favorites like

Anti-Eating Mouth Cage (????)
Aqua Swing
Beerbrella
Squabble Shield
Propeller Leg
Banana Head
Toilet Timer
Baby Patter

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