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Thursday, 4. March 2004
Birds
snoogans00
08:51h
On Saturday morning I stood waiting for the 3 grining from ear to ear because of this add. I thought it was cute But this morning I got shat on by a little bird I DON'T THINK BIRDS ARE CUTE ANY MORE. IF I WOULD HAVE HAD MY WAY.... IT WOULD HAVE BEEN AN EX-BIRD and NO its not lucky! Good Morning ... Comment
slow_motion, 3/4/04, 8:54 AM
Iiihhhh!
Imagine if it had been a pigeon....urk! ... Link
turbinetrevor, 3/4/04, 9:42 AM
hey a pigeon shat on me once, then straight after that I found a hundred franks on the floor, went to a restaurant and got a free meal as I was the 10000 th customer. Went to a bar where three gorgeous girls faught over me bought me drinks all night and all ended up in bed with me. I woke up the next day by which time they had all ran off and I have never felt better. No actually everyone just laughed at me for the rest of the week and I couldn't wear my favourite jumper. But one good thing is that the chances of it ever happening again are so remote, that I can walk around without having to fear that birds will shit on me. What do you do if a bird shits on your window screen? ... Link ... Comment
slow_motion, 3/4/04, 9:10 AM
My worst enemies....
...I am working on my phobia here... ... Link ... Comment |
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