http://www.insecure.org/nmap/nmap_haxxxor.html

Check out the videos, it really is quite odd if people get turned on by this...

'this may take a while, so it's a good time to get topless'.

wow, i wish all programme tutorials were this exciting...not.
i somehow doubt that even the most desperate porn tart would agree to do this (which explains why they used a troll instead...)