Friday, 5. December 2003
The 2003 Guardian Bad Sex Awards

http://books.guardian.co.uk/news/articles/0,6109,1099719,00.html

Each year the Guardian give an award to the "worst sexual descriptions/depictions" from a variety of novels.

Some of these are just strange...

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thank you...

for bringing laughter into my boring day.

"They each cling to opposite sides of the mattress, well away from the vast lagoon of semen in the centre of the bed..."

maybe i'll put that as my e-mail signature..

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I liked

", like an ivory dildo or the erection in that Marisol masterpiece with the cigarette lighter"

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