2 SARS bugs leave the pub after a night of drinking one turns
to the other and says, 'Bloody Hell, I could murder a Chinese'

Sky have just won the rights to screen the first World Origami
Championships from Tokyo. Unfortunately it's only available on Paper
View......

Sean Connery gets a call from his agent one day. The agent
goes "Sean, I've got you a job, starts tomorrow,
early. You'll have to be there for 10-ish"
Sean furrows his brow and says Tennish? but I don't even have
a racket."

The other day I phoned my local pizza delivery firm and asked
for a thin and crusty supreme They sent me Diana Ross.