you will be surprised today as the attire which is delicately laid over the parts most dear to me, is not of the pungswett variety. I am so unpungswetted and free that even my notorious bush has room to flourish in the volume of my summer garments.

It is hot thus I have come prepared I am the one who does not require a cooling rod to avoid the pungswett instead I'm equipt with a hot rod which burns hotter than the fires in a very large fire.