My god woman...

i have 46,5 EUR .. that makes what 26.4cm.. i think i have to get my measuring stick out.. =)

shaquille o'neil has shoe size 54 or 56.. hmm a bit offchart, does that mean his goes back to shrink mode?

chesty? could you draw pictures of what it would look like by just seeing the person in question? i am sure you could make money like that... somehow..... erm.... because you are looking for another job right... ? and i am sure lots of blank members are intrested!

send me a picture of your fingers and i'll draw an outline for you and put it on blank.
then you can send me a picture of your knob and i'll sell it to playgirl... i mean, i'll put that on blank, no, ahem, i'll cross-check it and place you on the PSI.

and shaquille does too much sport. As you build up more muscle elsewhere, tissues get lost from around your lymph nodes (ie armpit and groin area) and your knob looks smaller. mind you even his shrunken member is probably still quite impressive.

i will have to stop all sportive activities..

who wants my new bike? i also have a skateboard and snowboard...

skating and snowboarding is good, it strengthens the butt muscles. no point having a perfect pronger if there's no propulsion power.

You spend FAR too much time contemplating these things. I should imagine you spend a fair while testing your theories too, but that's none of my business...

pretty stingy intimacy?

Whistle whistle

Its actually really quite rational. i am a BA qualified art historian and during those three years when i only had six hours of lectures a week i decided to extend my studies (which after all primarily concern aesthetics and the appreciation of form) to other areas.
and unlike paintings you can actually do fun things with willies (with some exceptions) so it is much less of a waste of time.
so you see i'm not just a rampant hussy, it's all artistically valid.