The slightly overweight 10th grader who was having light saber battles with a broomstick? Well here's the whole story...

http://www.wired.com/news/culture/0,1284,58881,00.html

/EDIT Here's the original if you haven't seen it or I forgot to post it...

http://www.waxy.org/archive/2003/04/29/star_war.shtml