There are people who are not as exited about the release as me Clearly.Here are 50 resons why not to see the film.
http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/film/matrix50.html

By their fruits ye shall know them, 2

Average weight of the common Matrix fan: 276 lbs.

U.S. Census Bureau, 2001

Ok i'm a big guy but not 276 Lbs

By their fruits ye shall know them: Reloaded

Average I.Q. of the common Matrix fan: 91. That's fifteen points below average, folks.

U.S. Dept. of Education Statistics, 2002

and My Iq is higher

But still amusing

Tickets= Plural

??? since when do you need to purchase more than one ticket for the cinema