Bud approached a very beautiful woman in the North Fort Myers Walmart and
said, "I've lost my wife here in the Wal-Mart Super Center. Can you talk to
me for a couple of minutes?" The woman looked puzzled.. "Why talk to me?" she
asked. "Because every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, my wife
appears out of nowhere"

booooooooooooooooooooooo!!