http://www.celebrateintimacy.com/karaoh2.html

if you are kneeling in between a man's legs and are quite obviously about to suck on his love lillipop and IT ISN'T HARD YET he is obviously seriously deficient and you should just give up.
who wrote thîs shit? sounds like on of kristina's 'patriotic cross-stitch' buddies. good god.