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Everything is bigger in Texas. Well, okay, Texas ain't the largest state and, no, it ain't got the most people. And, Texas ain't got the most money or the biggest cities. But, Texas does have the biggest be-hinds in the country! We're talkin' bronco-bustin', cattle-ropin', pig-wrastlin'-sized rear ends. We're talkin' monster truck rally-sized bottoms. We're talkin' tobacco-chewin', fire-spittin', Kenworth belt buckle-big asses!