> News reports have filtered out early this morning that US forces have
> swooped on an Iraqi Primary School and detained 6th Grade teacher
> Mohammed Al-Hazar. Sources indicate that, when arrested, Al-Hazar
> was in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square and a calculator.
>
> US President George W Bush argued that this was clear and
> overwhelming evidence that Iraq indeed possessed weapons of maths
> instruction

Now that was BAD!!!