Ok first I'd like to say the colours are crap unless you work for IKEA, I had actually grown quite partial to our october crusty crak chafing colours, So please can you put them back until Xmas. Santa Lucifer to you to. Secondly I leave you guys for two days and you post shit which makes our website interesting to star trek fans and know one else.

Please please please STOP
And return to nature with Mike who will be shitting in the woods ever wednesday morning of November 2002 after making too much pasta with office cleaner.

Thank You

ps: toilet brush

Lets hear it for James...if it werent for James and his blunt cynacism and wicked ramblings, (about what I do not know exactly, albeit they are good) then we would all lose our minds like that dude in Clockwork. I mean, I actually enjoyed reading about that weird Yoda freak until I was reminded by James that that guy wasnt just some weird Yoda freak but rather a lifelong devotee to the boring ass show Star Trek. In other words, making him neither interesting nor funny. SO, thank you James.

p.s. lalalalala pants

HEE HEE, Shitting in the woods, me like shitting in the woods. At last a spokesman for the star trek impaired masses of the world!! Carry on freedom fighter, and free the world from the oppressive clutches of the likes of spak and yoda!!

P.S. Toilet brush? What the fuck?