You wake up in the morning, crawl out of bed and onto the tram, manage to wrestle a 20min off an old lady and settle down, only to see a picture of what looks a lot like your ex wearing a diving suit and sitting in the middle of the bahnhofstrasse like a total pillock, protesting against overfishing when he used to manage a sushi restaurant...

http://www.20min.ch/tools/suchen/story/25370434

i didn't know you had a thing for old men with beards...