Roll up Roll up! Watch her rub her crotch against a 12-year old boy! See the astounding proof that she is actually no taller than said 12-year-old even when she is wearing her highest shoes! It's the new video!

God only knows how many gazillions of bands have done a 'show the bully who's boss' and 'i fantasise about my hot teacher' videos, but i don't think anyone else has managed to a) do it with a song which has nur-thing to do with school at all in any way and b) make it quite so creepy and almost illegal-looking...

Hey! Wait just a minute, she has a zoo and a monkey, and likes 12-year olds... wait a minute, we haven't seen michael jackson and paris hilton in the same room... could it be he has taken his metamorphosis one step further...

You really might be on to something with the Michael Jackson theory :) I also doubt this video is going to fly for long in the U.S., some group will freak out about it.