http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/5364058.stm

Now even though he didn't die, I think he should get some kind of a Darwin award... This must have been pure joy to write...

A drunken Chinese tourist says he bit a panda who attacked him after he jumped into a zoo enclosure to "hug" the bear.

Zhang Xinyan, 35, had drunk four draught beers before deciding to enter the Beijing Zoo pen belonging to six-year-old male panda Gu Gu.

"No one ever said they would bite people. I just wanted to touch it."