"Please be aware that you were included in error on the distribution list for the Christmas Breakfast to be held in the auditorium this Friday, 16th December 2005.
Please disregard the original e-mail sent to you on 6th December 2005.
We apologize for any inconvenience."

There was me, getting all excited that I was going to have a free breakfast and the bastards quite unceremoniously uninvite me. I think I'll turn up anyway, stuff my face and say I didn't get the second email. Or shall I write something nasty back?
Please be aware that I had no intention of coming to your snobby EMEA christmas brunch anyway but thank you so much for uninviting me...

Don't worry chesty I know what it feels like to be uninvited. I'll cook you a Christmas breakfast if you want.

And it will be better! and unhealthier.

Not happy with uninviting me once, they've now extended the invitation to everyone on the third floor - I WORK ON THE 2ND! I think they're trying to torture me.

"Dear colleagues,
As you might have seen we're organizing a little breakfast for all EMEA employees tomorrow morning in the Auditorium and are cordially inviting you to join us too!
Although we cannot afford to invite all Duebendorf employees, we would still like to invite everyone working on "the 3rd floor"

When: Friday, 16th December 2005
Time: 8.30am-10.00am
Where: Auditorium

Hope you can make it and looking forward meeting you too

Christina